Most Valuable Potato

We have to protect the potato, it is our only hope

It's a potato cake

That's a croissant

Potatoes are used in French fries, you eat french fries. You also eat bread. Bread starts with a B and that's the first letter of the word bark. Bark is a noise a dog makes but it's also on trees. Trees have leaves that change color, and color is something that is often very prominent on cakes. Hencimation a potato is equal to, if not greater than cake.

Well duh, potatoes are more important than cakes.
Cakes give us cake.
Potatoes give us vodka, french fries, wedges....

I'm pretty sure that potato is a croissant. Or maybe they were trying to stop it from flying around the room.

The real mvp.