MAYBE SHE LIKES EATING HER DOG

You'd be surprised how much a comma will save your family from being eaten.

GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT.

DAMMIT, RACHEL, WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT COOKING YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR DOG?!

This is one of those times when commas are very important

Okay, I've seen enough of these 'grammar nazi' posts. It's the grammar POLICE. We're here to correct you, not to commit genocide against those who don't understand proper spelling and/or grammar. And these things are very important, in a society where communication is key. Please, people. We're here to help, to save your family and your dog from getting cooked, not to put you in a concentration camp. Thank you for reading this message.