10 more epiphanies

Of course Benjamin Franklin wanted the majestic wild turkey to be the national animal. So at least the Bald Eagle has that going for it.

Not all humans are pale tho

The third one is only as far as we know...

The one about the clintons already happened here with the kirchners.....and i'm pretty sure she killed him

a couple of these are from Ron Swanson :D

The zoo in Indianapolis lets them fly anywhere, and they are trained to fly back to their homes

Just catch the microwave before it beeps.

Number 3 is just an assumption, we don't know if other presidents bone each other before...