pen*s envy

*looks down* time to learn knitting.

Ok I'll have to wait I guess

Im already above average, and I have another 11 years of growing to go. I am one happy man!

Damn it! I'm 35! Is this all I got!!?

Yeah, and then after 40 or so it starts shrinking but your balls blow up like fucking melons. Been there...

LMAO