If such a school existed, you'd be whining that it wasn't free...or hell, that they didn't pay you to go there. Then, either these characters would become uncool by expecting you to study, do homework and learn, or your diploma would be worth the same as any Fantasy Rock Camp certificate of completion.
Wait...no one teaches math, home ec, shop or Health Ed? Jesus, no wonder America is full of mopes who cannot find Cuba on a map or balance their checkbook..
Pun
FUCKING
DYING
FuCk
http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/04/showbiz/gallery/celebs-with-advanced-degrees/