Damn phone *rolls eyes*

exactly the same with me, but let phone =computer

You being mauled by a zombie. Cause of your damn phone !!!

My mother and my laptop

Phone=Xbox

Even though it's usually true.

Your born? That's tryout phones fault.

Locked myself out of the car. My damm phone, true story just happened :/

To be fair, she notices that you don't put the time in to your classwork, and you SURE aren't spending it on chores, yet you're never without the phone updating Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram.