Ok this one wins

Cutoff shorts are do? Wait, does the cutoff mean that they´re that short or that the border line isn´t cleared enough?

I lost it at the socks over sandals

But the inverse cutoff shorts is too fab

Those jean shorts are the most disgusting things I have ever laid eyes upon. Definitely a don't.

So can they wear a croptop that isnt button down?

omg, fashion is just so over my head,

do: wear whatever you want and depending on what you're wearing you might get weird looks but who cares?

Deep v's are only acceptable if you can make it acceptable. Well, actually I take that back. V's are ok but not too deep, and v's only if you've got what it takes to wear it.

I would hardly define Birkenstocks as 'classy sandals'

i lost it at the strap clock. imagine people doing it

*throws away inverse cutoffs and deep pube showing v neck* good by old friends....

Long post. Didn't read. Don't care. Downvoted.

For footwear the three of them are FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T

The last watch is cool to me lol