Reasons My Son is Crying

That little girls look of determination in the leg hole picture. Looks like an anime lol

The straw IS too long

This. ... this is why i think i don't children. ...

I didn't know your son was also a girl but okay

Kids

WOW I AM SO EXCITED TO HAVE KIDS

I lost it at the last one because he just has a dot of styrofoam on his cheek and I'm crying.

>Be me sitting at restaurant
>Spaghetti is served
>Looksgood.jpg
>Suddenly le babby enters with mother
>notgood.gif
>Babby and mother sit at table close to ours
>Babby starts to cry loudly
>Mfw it won't stop
>I yell at it to stfu
>Babby won't stop
>Stand up and grab the babby and drop kick it
>Mfw baby gets up and says in a deep voice "Need about tree Fiddy"
>That damn Loch Ness monster tricked me again

Everytime I start growing a little fond of children something like this pops up and I'm back to 0.

these kids are going places. not school. but places.

That child should not be drinking coffee anyways

Sometimes I wonder if this is how we appear to God....crying about toenail clippings and bitching about too much straw while some others have no milkshake at all.

Here's another:
After eating half his slice of pie, he was told it was mint oreo, not apple