That's cheap!

That's chump change

Yep, this seems totally safe. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.

*sleeps on bed*
*breaks that shit w/ my fatass*

Umm where is the "buy it now" button?

Cheap, yes very cheap

this is like Arthur

But can you fuck on it, that's what I wanna know.

that guy is starting to regret the purchase of the, now only item in his flat, he can't even afford food now, or clothes. but at least he has the magnetic flying bed.

Yeah my family can afford this too...you know, if we sold our souls to the devil..

10/10 would bang

but...why?

i would fall down the first night...

That bed better clean itself, smell like fresh cut roses, and play some grinding music when the time is right cuz I ain't about to drop 1.6 million bills for a mattress that my cousin can lift and take it to back yard and use it as a trampoline. And it better come with a custom made song by Beyoncé herself telling me I'm the boss! Last thing, it better not come with those packing peanuts cuz I don't know what the hell I'm suppose to do with it. Like these people think I'm gonna do the chalk clap like Lebron does before going bed... NAH B! Just saying

My family can actually afford this lol.