Butt anarchy

Ah, yes, the great Ass Revolution of the 18th century. I remeber reading about that in my history book in high school. It was when the booty invaded America using their secret weapon: twerking. The booties were so fine and the twerking was so good that America had no choice but to surrender, and the booty was able to claim its final victory. And that's how the ass became a monumental figure in modern American culture. True story.