Just doggy things

This is so awkward and when they're peeing and they look back at you right in the eye like:This,this is my gift to you my master,my love,my god.

My dogs get embarrassed, I think. If I come out of the garage and walk in on them taking a crap they stand up or scoot around so I won't see.

"Yeah yeah hooman-feeder, you gotta pick up ma poody-woody-wing-wongs