The secret keeper for girls

Holding such bloody secrets

Imagine mistaking it for a real one

It works great until they see you use it once, then they know the secret. It's like the cans with hidden cash, they work great until you show 1 person.

Imagine if it looked like a used tampon.

sooooo smart

For even more security, you can even shove it up your vagina :D

Excuse me but what is that?