I hope mine are okay I haven't fed them since I was 9

I CANT BREATHE

Aaaand this is me while driving. My dad thinks I'm going to die of a heartattack while driving one day.

Those obedience competitions were the hardest for me.

Omfg when my newest dog sucked balls at frisbee even though we CONSTANTLY PRACTICED and then I took him to the competition and surprise, surprise, he fucked up and sat his ass down and started rolling around, that frisbee's gone all the way and landed in ninth line, (that was a pretty good throw, if a do say so myself), and I just gave up and let the bitch relax for the next minute. Needless to say, we came in last...

I couldn't get mine to learn its name :( apparently the easiest thing but i struggled so much omfg rosie isn't that hard of a name (cries)

I have sarcastic comments on everything... No matter what am I doing or how pissed am I

I used to have this game....my dogs ran away.

Ah shit! I'm gonna need stitches! XD

Does anyone else see the paw print as an umlaut over the "o" and pronounce it as a long o?