Time to go to the store.

I would. ;)

True, but it doesn't mean they should bathe in them too. That is equally disgusting to not wearing any deodorant.

"deodrant"
"colonge"

Cologne if anything. Unless they're smelling your armpit, they shouldn't smell your deodorant.

Irish springs soap :D I love it when my boyfriend takes a shower with that stuff. And he's not bathing in the scent >.<

Axe does not count.

True.

None. Cologne is just smelly. Deodorant is nice, but not like "He wears deodorant, I want to date him." It's just a courtesy we expect for you to not smell awful.