or skewer holder

You pronounce it YOO-NI-VER-SAL. Because it starts with a consonant sound, you need to say 'a universal'. Basic. Fucking. English.

calm down dude there's nothing you can do about it

I'm doing something right now, it is called teaching. Maybe if you were awake in class sometimes, you'd understand what that was.

I am very much awake in class

Not everyone is so lucky to learn English as their first language. Show a little love man.