Cool Tip If You're Going To The Beach

This would likely result it it being tossed in the trash or you having to play a game to find the specific diaper that you put it in.
Is it this one?
Aw, shit.

Perhaps this could work if you put it with your other beach stuff. Because then, nobody would pick it up and throw it away.

This would work above the Mason-Dixon Line. Sorry yanks, but yall just ain't as nice as we are! Granted, down here, you're less likely to have something stolen in the first place