How to do the Sex:

The sex doesn't work like that. His saliva has to be on your lips to be pregnant. Duh.

"that is the sex"

Now, when you see a kid holding hands with his mom, you can call him a "motherfucker"

This explains so much now thank you

WTF? in 6th grade?!? I said I was a fairy princess in kindergarten and somehow I ended up being the weird one for the next 8 years...

Anyone notice that the last part of the text post is by Troye Sivan???