Inside the Female Mind

Yes this is true

They have the M belt, which can shrink things or make them bigger.

Bikini Atoll was the site of several nuclear tests, therefore Bikini Bottom has probably been heavily irradiated...

These are the questions that keep me up at night

Yup....Although sounds morelike my mind when I'm trying to sleep

Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy are as tall as a squirrel

I think that's part of their powers they're the size of average sea creatures.

the pressure at that depth crushed them into a smaller size