Every time

I am petrified of children. I can relate to this post too well.

I got handed a baby one time
It began squirming
It cried
I cried
It was not a good time

I know I can't be the only one that is all like "BABY CUDDLES!"

Reminds me of Sims. Ya know, they pick up a baby, then set it on the ground (literally RIGHT NEXT TO the crib) and then just walk away.