Did not f*ck around

Can we just draw attention to the URL she-who-shall-not-be-laid. Tumblr never ceases to amaze and shock me at the same time

Flannel?
Your telling me theirs pieces of flannel in this tonic?

This is terrible I can't believe people would actually drink this I'll take 12.

In mother Russia we cure cough by making you into plane. *vodka shot intended*

This doesn't get you high, this sends you straight into orbit.

I don't know about you guys but this sounds like a good time

Bitch I'll drink that shit even if I don't a cough.