A 100-year-old tortoise is going twice its normal speed

Poor tortoise

Wtf rat?! Do you have no manners?

Rats are evil daemons pawn

I'm gonna track that rat down, rip of its legs and throw it into the ocean and then get sea turtles to beat the shit out of it

Now he looks like a motherfucker monstertruck, nice.

Sorry folks...it's survival of the fittest. Evolution has no compassion...or mercy.