Thats Something To Suck On

*I don't know maybe he (gasps) became social?*

*holy shit, that's a possibility?*

*(gasp) How dare he?!*

*shame on his cow!*

*It is a possibility, unfortunately. If one were to cease spending all of their time online and alone, they might become (shudders) popular*

*P-popular...? (Faints)*

*Don't fucking say that word, don't even think about it*

*SH-she said... she said popu- (back to unconsciousness)*

*(pours bucket of water on kass) that word is terrible I have no idea what came over me. How could I say such a thing?*

*It's one of the sacred words only meant for outsiders!*

*you almost broke the oath!*

*(eyes widen) n-no I didn't...*

*It's okay, I won't tell a soul... Connor...?*

*it's okay, just gotta be more careful, the oath is thinner than the edge of a pocket knife*

*(wipes brow) halle-fucking-lujah*

*harkness better get his pretty boy ass over here real quick*

*key words pretty boy ass hahaha*

*well he is*

*folks are waiting for dat ass*