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HOLY SHIT YOURE BACK!!!

that's the best "welcome back" anyone could receive

it is, although the police would take pics of the vehicle and notice a significant lack of blood, they would also search and locate the knife.

still for a drunk thats a pretty impressive solution

no one should be driving drunk!!!!

that is true but even though he did something dumb which is driving drunk we still recognize his fast problem solving skills which is shown when he stabbed himself so he wouldn't get caught being drunk

Sorry, but that is kinda fucked up.

I wasn't giggling at a death I was giggling because I was thinking of funny stuff and I didn't know we were mourning a death..

How distracted you must be to manage that.. lol

I actually got so distracted that I forgot we had a test.