I haven't laughed this hard at a post in ages

One time while my parents were gone, I got really drunk, just to see what it was like. I was SO HOT that I ended up watering the lawn and getting me all wet to help cool down. I then went inside to get out of the wet clothes and spent an hour trying to get my bra to stick to the entry way chandelier. I thought, since this was my first time getting drunk, it should be done. I'd seen things like that in movies & TV all the time.

The leaf is my favourite

I like the peanut one better

Yeah... I thought that was kinda obvious

...didnt need to know that

We were giving drunk girl stories.