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kibblesmydog · 9 years ago · FIRST

Dammit Zeus, get your dick outta that chick

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Or horse, or snake, or your sister's celibate follower, or.... The list goes on for ages

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smbadat · 9 years ago

I'm now picturing Zeus's dick as a sentient being like:
Zeus's dick: *slithers out of pants*
Zeus: oh no you don't! Get back in there!
Zeus's dick: freedom mother fucker!!!!
Zeus: oh me not agai-
Zeus's dick: *wrecks everything*

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timebender25 · 6 years ago

What about all of the above?
A god, in their hubris, threw a hissy fit that Zeus was fated to have a night with the wrong person?

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