Marvelous staircase design

I have a feeling that I'd be breaking a lot of bones on that staircase

I'm positive someone would try and slide down the middle part and break something

Or you can read on couches, or chairs , you know

I like the floor

Yeah, I would die there. No railing. Dead. Just came out of the shower? Dead. Need some water at night? DEAD!

I like the design, but those stairs don't seem really safe

For instances such as if you're weighted down by all the money you are carrying in your pockets that you just have to take a breather and sit for a little bit on your fabulous stairchairs.