Taylor Swift vs Bruno Mars

9 years ago by fantyr · 2021 Likes · 21 comments · Popular

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deleted · 9 years ago · FIRST

Taylor swift is God and that's final dammit

youwillhateme · 9 years ago

Not according to Bart Baker.

deleted · 9 years ago

Ok you deserve all the upvotes in the world.

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mockingjays · 9 years ago

Who would win in a fight?

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guest · 9 years ago

*googles* "Bruno mars height"

deleted · 9 years ago

He's 5'5" right?

connorhell · 9 years ago

Correct! And he looks even shorter because he has a longer torso and less lengthy legs.

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taratheartist · 9 years ago

Im going to assume Taylor is already a tall woman who is wearing high heels in this picture

nerdsarecool1212 · 9 years ago

She's like 6 ft plus she's probably wearing heels.

connorhell · 9 years ago

Taylor's 5-10, Bruno is 5-5, and Taylor is wearing heels that are at least 3 inches, so yeah.

kelpycabin · 9 years ago

And I believe this photo is altered

connorhell · 9 years ago

It could also be their clothes; that mermaid dress that Taylor has makes her look "longer", while Bruno's baggy suit doesn't do much for him.

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guest · 9 years ago

Bruno =1.65m
Taylor =1.78m

lefrancais · 9 years ago

Thanks for the conversion :)

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hidleman · 9 years ago

He needs to stay away from green suits. All me wants now is me Lucky Charms, aye.

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youwillhateme · 9 years ago

Haha so I went to Google Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift's height and as soon as I typed the name Bruno, the number one search was Bruno Mars height. The same thing happened with Taylor.

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teresammm · 9 years ago

Good he isn't orange.

deleted · 9 years ago

he's a frickin' midget

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gamzee · 9 years ago

Me: *taps Bruno Mars on head*
Who is a cute little singer? Yes whooo is a cute little singer!

runningfrombasics · 9 years ago

I replaced Bruno Mars with Patrick Stump they're basically the same height

gamzee · 9 years ago

I like you :D

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