hidleman

hidleman


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Get your mind out of the gutter 3 comments
hidleman · 5 days ago
Most definitely, is he tall, short? We really could've used that banana.
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When I was a kid THIS was the coolest pen you could have 4 comments
hidleman · 1 week ago
Gotta press all three 3 colors at once, and break it within the first 5 minutes. Mandatory! ...and then instant regret, and remember thats exactly what happened to the last one I had. Dang, just ruined the coolest pen ever....
Gotta press all 3 colors at once....
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The end of the 90's...Catherine Zeta Jones 3 comments
hidleman · 9 weeks ago
The first looped gif, I remember those days. Rewind play Rewind play Rewind play Rewind play Rewind play x7000 divided cramped finger multiple by carpal tunnel....
I love technology, what am I doing typing instead of watching... just add a gif of Phoebe Cates in fast times right underneath and my day is occupied.
#same 1 comments
hidleman · 10 weeks ago
The Fonz is back in town! *snap
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What does this say? 2 comments
hidleman · 10 weeks ago
How did they type the meme if they couldn't read the book title? I call *Doubt
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You don’t McKnow me 4 comments
hidleman · 11 weeks ago
Thats hilarious. That didn't even dawn on me... I was thinking more of those dark roads I traveled before, when I still added a dollar item, a fries and a large soda to go the nuggets.
The Pirates of the Caribbean movies 13 comments
hidleman · 14 weeks ago
It's all about the treasure... And Disney wants it all. End of story.
Fin
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I made a Cornholio cornhole game 3 comments
hidleman · 14 weeks ago
Its wayyy past my bed time... I thought they were hotel "do not disturb" sign size and I just thought you put these on your hard on when you got excited and ran around the room yelling like them or something!!!
Butt then I realized the holio was in the wrong spot!
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Maybe not a shoutout 6 comments
hidleman · 15 weeks ago
I basically live with the t.v. remote in one hand and the the the trigger finger on the mute button. Even when site ads start blaring all of a sudden out of no where.
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Maybe not a shoutout 6 comments
hidleman · 15 weeks ago
For some on the autism spectrum, auditory sensitivity can make social engagements nonexistent. Not complaining, just noting...
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After being drunk for almost 6 yrs and drinking for almost 20, it's time to start a new 9 comments
hidleman · 17 weeks ago
I wasted a couple of decades. The hardest part I think, is remembering who you are, where, and who you want to become.
I haven't touched that shtttt in over two yearsish. Hate that stuff with a passion, like the poison that it desrves!!!
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Daily dose of bad wisdom #50 3 comments
hidleman · 18 weeks ago
The names
Bomb, James, Bomb!
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*hides in the corner with bottles of nandos* 3 comments
hidleman · 20 weeks ago
Trick question:
Depends on the marinade?
YES-YES 1 comments
hidleman · 21 weeks ago
If anybody's looking for some good ol 80's sci fi books, I recommend If they haven't read any of them. A fun series.
"The Stainless Steel Rat Is Born" frm Harry Harrison is the first one.
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I decided to paint the Legend 4 comments
hidleman · 23 weeks ago
You remember that painting he was in? The one on Funsubstance? The one I'm commenting one right now? You know, the umm, painting of the Legend, Ya, that one, well, umm, he was Awesome in that painting. It's a super cool painting, don't you, umm think it's a good painting?
It's Watermelon Tourmaline, Marie. Gotdam 6 comments
hidleman · 23 weeks ago
One Sweet Stone!!!
You just got scammed 8 comments
hidleman · 25 weeks ago
When you get shot, your teammates can revive you with a Twinkie and yell "Yippee ki ya muther f#$%" to regain full health? Yes? No?
And maybe every car HAS to drive backwards?
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You just got scammed 8 comments
hidleman · 25 weeks ago
That's what happens when you get caught buying something with a Twinkie in your mouth!!!
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The look of betrayal 3 comments
hidleman · 26 weeks ago
Isn't the cat taking a selfie of the scaredy cat dog in the far back corner?
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Obama breaks the law 1 comments
hidleman · 28 weeks ago
Any graphic artists to put the pic of him IN the sign creating an infinite photo?
Mouth 3 comments
hidleman · 28 weeks ago
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe
Mouth 3 comments
hidleman · 28 weeks ago
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe
Forehead 3 comments
hidleman · 28 weeks ago
Where did you come from, where did you go
Eyes 2 comments
hidleman · 28 weeks ago
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun
Done in mud under a railway bridge over a walking trail, unknown artist 1 comments
hidleman · 29 weeks ago
If ya realllly want to know,
I'm sure there's a pair of fingerprints Somewhere around there!
Really good and creative medium.