Shut up and take my money!

Underwater head phones are the future

I need these for classified reasons. All of them

Why does the tattoo machine have a troll face on it?

Light up slippers was an invention of Al Bundy on married with children, although at the time the lights weren't as advanced, so he hooked a car battery up to his headlights and strapped them on the daughter's (kelly) shoes

well at least 3 of those things do exist.

Washable keyboard: for those "sticky" nights

Fun fact: most keyboards are able to be run through the dishwasher as long as they don't have an onboard computer chip built in and don't run on batteries. But your basic wired keyboard - run that through the dishwasher, then let it dry out in the sun for a day or two (just make sure it's completely dry) and you're good to go.

The car one yess