Life is simple, enjoy

If I did that I'd just spend all day trying new flavours of lollies

I knew I should've dropped out earlier!

*drops out of college to stay at home and adopt 500 animals* *quits job* *gets kicked out of apartment*
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*becomes hobo with 500 animals who travels cross country*

i cannot even imagine how much fatter I'd be if i actually spent most the day doing things that made me happy. i mean, floating in ocean with a beer does burn a COUPLE calories, but still...

right, because everything's that easy and there's nothing in anyone's life that suck and yet still needs to be done.

Tbh this would kill me