Tiny man

Hey its Gulliver.

Hey, "guest", there's someone for everyone. Even a miserable hater like you.

uh, blech, fat and ugly and those clothes. and the posture. no one will ever wanna fuck you. exercise. eat healthy. maybe some breast implants? and high heels, definitely. and shave, you gross pig. why don't you smile? you should smile. it makes you more approachable and less stand offish. it's important that you are pleasing to my eyes and humbly accept me talking down to you.