:D :D :D

I bet you guys have the best, most functional relationship.

Good thing she doesn't know too, I would think your relationship with her would quickly end

fuck this guy

Lmfao I needed this laugh thanks
Hahahaha

Isn't that called prostitution? Nice relationship buddy......:(

I laughed but that's actually a horrible thing to do

You should feel bad about this!

Maybe you should put in a dollar every time you finish and she doesn't so you can get her something expensive.