In honor of Jurassic Park, Artist Laura Cooper created velociraptors... as Disney princess
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Let's get down to dinner
To sate my hunger.
Did they send my poulty when I asked for grains?!
You're the sweetest bunch I've ever ate
and you can bet before I'm full
Mister, I'll make a meal out of you!
Meaty as a turkey
but so thick within
Once I find my big bib
You'll surely be food!
You're an undercooked, burnt, tasty lot
and you haven't got a burn
Somehow I'll make a meal out of you!
(I'm never gonna get away!)
(Say goodbye to those who knew me!)
(Boy I was a fool in school for cutting gym!)
(This guy got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesnt eat right through me!)
(Now I really wish I knew how to swim!)
To be my meal....
You must be thick like the thickest turkey!
To be my meal...
With all the grease of a fried chicken!
To be my meal...
With all the salt of potato chips!
Sweeter than a chocolate chip cookie!
Thank you for your time.
I want to make a Pocahontas parody, but I don't know the song.
ALSO THE NEW INTRO
I'M FANMANNING
I'LL MAKE A FUCKING PARODY
You're just gonna have to wait awhile
Ain't got stomach to eat right now, and it's not my style.
Your old tendons slows me down, but I wont take the easy way
But I know exactly who I'll be eating, getting closer and closer everyday
But I'm almost full! So very very full!
Dinos down here think I'm full, but no I ain't
Turkeys and Choco Doughnuts, have had my share
There ain't nothing stopping me now, because I'm almost full!
I remember Daddy told me, that pizza is now a food
You've got to make them your way, It's all up to you!
So I eat real good each and everyday, now thing are being cooked my way
Just doing what I do, look out food I'm coming through!
AND I'M ALLLMOST FULL! SO VERY VERY FULL
Food doesn't come here from everywhere, but I'm almost full! So very very full!
There's been turkeys and choco doughnuts, you know I've had my share...
But I've eaten the mountain and drank the river, and I'm almost full!
I'M ALMOST FULL!