all the time

One time my dad and I were chatting to this random couple (it's a long story involving a bionic arm) and as we walked away, the woman called out "Hey, you're really pretty. You should do modelling"
I nearly burst out laughing. Me? Modelling? Bullshit.

my life exactly

Me

Yep pretty much

Awkward moment when you realise that neither your parents or family have ever called you pretty.

Beauty isn't all that matters. A good personality can make someone appear prettier the same way a nasty one can distort a gorgeous face.

"species of rodent"
Wow, that cracked me up

Boys: "Why is that potatoe staring at me?"