I'm weird

That's me :)

I just laugh, then imagine myself in that position and then feel bad

I also suffer from this. I can just feel the awkwardness from the TV and start feeling it.

I squirm and everyone looks at me weirdly

I fast forward.

Other people do this as well? I'm not alone!

Ah, secondhand embarrassment. How I loathe it...

I hide my head in the pillow until it's over

I have a social anxiety problem, that's problably why I do this as well.

I didn't know so many other people did this to!

You're not weird, you're a cool fella. :) Many of us also do the same.

I was watching clerks 2 yesterday and the only time my mom decided to come out of her room is when someone was fucking a donkey

I run into the kitchen until it's over.