Depending on what viewpoint you have on Jesus there wouldn't be much of a fight. Jesus is considered to be God as in the almighty omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent God. He's was only human for one reason. Besides that purpose, fighting him would kinda like.
Bad guy (who? any/all): "I'm going to kill you" (starts to attack)
Jesus: "Stop, you are now powerless please cease your antics (Bad guy loses all ability to fight and instead becomes the good guy down the street we can all depend on).
Bad guy: "My device/plan/bomb will now destroy the earth and all on it" (pushes button)
Jesus: No (bad guy's device/plan/bomb becomes nothing more than an expensive paperweight)
Shouldn't mess with a guy who can literally control all things in the universe since he created it to start with.
The funny part is this kind of illustrates how weird it is that people worship a middle eastern carpenter. Someone wrote a story about this guy who said nice things and then came back from the dead and now millions have been killed, people are persecuted all the time and children are being molested regularly for it!
I bet a fag wrote this. Go kill yourselves more abominations. I love it when strange creatures gang themselves then cry of faggotary in the news. Hah! Now that's entertainment!
Bad guy (who? any/all): "I'm going to kill you" (starts to attack)
Jesus: "Stop, you are now powerless please cease your antics (Bad guy loses all ability to fight and instead becomes the good guy down the street we can all depend on).
Bad guy: "My device/plan/bomb will now destroy the earth and all on it" (pushes button)
Jesus: No (bad guy's device/plan/bomb becomes nothing more than an expensive paperweight)
Shouldn't mess with a guy who can literally control all things in the universe since he created it to start with.
Jesus: Repent, bad guy
Bad guy: *kneels down in front of Jesus and turns to a good guy*