Dreams are weird

Shit is fucking truth

Giant banana mafia...
This needs to be a movie!

Last weird dream I had I saw a friend from a long time ago and he had Christmas decoration tattoos. Who gets gaudy Christmas tattoos?

In the middle of one of my little sister's dreams my best friend's older brother popped up and said, "I'm not Kim Kardashian," and disappeared.

I remember an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where everything was run by bananas and they all had to get in some big line to be eaten by a giant ape. It was kind of creepy banana mafia-ish

once I was in a dream and I thought to myself
wait this doesn't make any sense
and then I woke up

I once dreamed that I had to shoot myself for some reason so I did, then I realized I didn't want to die so I literally turned over and started a different dream..

i once woke up and the first thing on my mind was: don't fuck the lamp

This can be scientifically explained: when you are asleep, your brain shuts down certain parts of it to conserve energy and not work as hard. One of the parts shut down is the bit responsible for logical thinking, the part that determines if what you are seeing is real, fake or bullshit.

I had a dream last night that I was in university and Kevin Hart was my Chem teacher and he sat me down at a cafe at 2am and told me he was leaving the university and we hugged and cried and it was so freaking weird.