He just shut my lap top

That cat is prettier than me

"So.. What you gon do?"

"Why were you looking at other cats? Am I not enough for you? Why don't you just go buy another one"?

"We need to talk".

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME HOOMAN SRSLY"

"That's enough internet for today,human."

My friend's cat does this

"Look at me, I'm your entertainment now..."

I'd like to know where you got your comforter and how your cat does his eyeliner

"We need to talk."