they're not ninjas if I can see them

That's why they're in quotation marks.
"Ninjas"

Im not sure but i think this is going to result in some injuries

That hat is obnoxious

they are going to be shut down so quickly

Now we need ninjas to take people's phones when they won't stop texting in the theater.

Well if that's not assault I don't know what is.

They should have one that kills babies that are crying in the pg13 and rated r movies. Fuck those parents who do that.

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