You said the only reason to ever have a wife is so she can wait on you hand and foot. I don't know about you, but, to me, that sounds an awful lot like treating someone like shit.
I just realized... Why not just cut out the two slices of bread?
You could just save lots of bread that way. Just cut out the two slices from the middle
You could just save lots of bread that way. Just cut out the two slices from the middle
No, but seriously, that's a good idea.