Man I wish I had a good title

That sounds like a movie

'Murica

That would be a pretty cute and weird thing to witness

I had the pleasure of spending the fourth of July in D.C. like two years back and I'll never forget it because right at midnight this guy dressed as Paul Revere drove down our block on an ATV screaming "USA! USA! FUCK BRITAIN. USA!"
Americans are great.

God will NEVER bless America. Fuck America! Worst country in the world!