Damnit

You know I'll bring it, nancy

I could take you in a heartbeat, Helen.

Come and get me Mary

Becky, butt out! This is between me and Arlene

Martha, your lemon bars taste like shit.

Well your children suck Joanne

At least my children have proper manners, Susan!

Dear god Tiffany, always bringing up your kids

Go back to your book club Debra!

Carol, I cannot believe how far you've let yourself go.

You know what Kelly I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK.

Well Raymond, you should

Judy, i am shoCKED AND APPALLED AT YOUR BEHAVIOR.

Shut it Madison we all now your marriage is falling apart. STOP TRYING TO KEEP IT TOGETHER

Agatha, don't talk your lawn is absolute shit

Darn it Becky look what you've started.

Oh my God, SHARKEISHA NO!

Goddamn it Alice, your cooking is awful

Shannon! Don't say that!

Kelly, at least I didn't forget the snacks for the meeting last Thursday. And my petunias weren't voted the ugliest by the PTA Gardening Committee.

You're such a bitch, Carla.

I can't believe you'd say that, Gretchen! I mean for fuck's sake, your name is Gretchen.

At least my cookies didn't taste like yours did last time you made food for the bake sale.

You ruined Barbra, you fucking ruined it

OH CRAP okay okay I can fix this...my comment was directed to Pamela.

Cynthia, this is unforgiVEABLE.

I know, Bianca. To repay you, I'll have some fresh baked cookies for the kiddos.

I want some cookies, Jenny