Horrible curses to wish upon someone

I hope you walk into a room, forget what u had to do, remember as soon as u walk out, and forget again when u walk back in

I hope Oprah gets cancelled

I hope you step on a metal Lego

I hope a flaming cactus gets shoved up your ass sideways

"Toilet roll"

I hope your cat meows incessantly for the next few days!

I hope you get explosive diarrhea as you're saying your wedding vows.

First World Problems

I hope you step on a Lego

I hope your phone dies before you finish your video

I hope your phone dies before you check funsubstance

I hope your gravestone is written in comic sans

Can't forget the most important one; I hope u step on a Lego

Whats the funny bone?

I hope you step on a Lego

I hope you step on a lego

I'd rather Patrick Stump my toe than stub it

I hope you accidentally take laxatives for your explosive diarrhea. Yeah, I said it xD

I don't even know you.. What did I ever do to you.. It's like my life's story...

I hope.....
that your favorite movie....
is made by Micheal Bay.

I HOPE YOU RUIN OUT OF NUTELLA!!

How bout' I hope you lose your computer/phone charger

I hope you have to poop all day and when you finally get home you can't.