There's this comedian (Ross I think) who wad talking about a friend who had a new boyfriend and he asked her how the guy was and she said
"Well he's kind of a Harry Potter fan in bed."
Ross:"What does you mean?"
Friend: "well when he was about to climax he yelled 'EXPELLIARMUS'"
Ross: "oh my god and what did you do?"
Friend: "I just went with it Ross and yelled back 'FIVE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'"
1)Ooh
2)Eeh
3)Ooh Ah ah
4)Ting tang
5)Walla walla bing bang
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Almost pissed myself
O.o
I have the latter of a kitten also.
Don't judge me.
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Oh
I meant bladder!!!!!
Goddamn how did I graduate high school?
I think?
Guys.
Come on.
(Lenny face here)
I gotcha fam
(I'm witty)
It scares the SHIT OUT OF ME
(Ba dum tss)
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But...
GOD NO!
That IS true
It's kinda hard
It's a sensitive topic
*whispers* it has bewbs
I'll watch it in a few minutes when I can get away from fam
But it also has a shit ton of drugs and weird shit so
Second, Ahahahahahah this is the best comment thread I've seen. You guys make my day.
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"Well he's kind of a Harry Potter fan in bed."
Ross:"What does you mean?"
Friend: "well when he was about to climax he yelled 'EXPELLIARMUS'"
Ross: "oh my god and what did you do?"
Friend: "I just went with it Ross and yelled back 'FIVE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'"
Oh wait
#foreveralone