The man who cheated deaths multiple times

Unbreakable

This is what happens when Zeus disguises himself as a human.

Not a single accident happened at his home. Not even in a grocery store or park or whatever. I would be too afraid to share a cab with him.

I feel like people like this in a parallel universe are actually main characters in a TV show because they usually don't truly kill off main characters (excluding GoT)

God: He's my favorite

Car got on fire twice?! I would never leave home!

Remind me never to travel with this guy....

oh not to mention, when that plane crash happened he was flirting with a stewardess and managed to save her too when they landed on the haystack

This is like a Final Destination movie where Death just finally gives up and is like "Ok fine. You win. Here's your prize. Happy?"