Guys....maybe it's the telephone marketers and surveyors who are trying to do that...like at the end of the conversation they ask you if you'd like to be a member of the illuminati or the Norwegian mafia or something like that
*Telemarketer calls* "hello, would you like to b-"
"Yeah yeah whatever, just tell me where I sign up for the secret society..."
"The-the what?"
"Do I still get the free toaster deal?"
*hears a knock on the door*
*door opens a crack*
psst little girl wanna join a real secret society
"Yeah yeah whatever, just tell me where I sign up for the secret society..."
"The-the what?"
"Do I still get the free toaster deal?"