As a Twin myself, I think I'll use some of these

"Yeah it's been following me around for as long as I can rember."

"Wait can you see me? Tell him he we need him in Narnia!"

''THERE ARE ONLY TWO? SHIT, WHERE'S THE THIRD ONE?''

Me too!!

i have lived the majority of my life not wanting kids, but now i want twins just to use these.

You're a third?
You exnay!