Do it

*beta implosion *

Did you mean: Patrick Stump

and watch as he falls into madness

I thought that said hentai e book but that would still work

Smile to yourself and contain your laughter as he implodes and whines, "It's a feeedooora!"
Wait for him to catch his breath and calmly reply, "No, it's a trilby."

More than likely they'll wear a trilby