These posts will be the death of me

She's pretty hot

whatever Im just gonna be A PRETZEL

I hate people who are like that, and say "meh" like NO WHY

The thing that irritates me the most is when people say "it's black just like my soul"

They are so overly used and uoriginal. Just like these expressions:
- 10/10 blah blah blah
- still a better lovestory than twilight
- cool story bro.
- i can't even - but can you odd?
- the FEELS! All aboard the feels train.
- "i ship it"
- TOO SOON
- well that escalated quickly
I can se a post and know that one of these will be commented before I even look. Anyone else agrees?
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