"Call the police and the firemen..."

New name: Danisonfire

Make a dragon wanna retire man!

So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'M ON FIRE DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING OKAY?!?!?!

Danisnotonfire...sure

Can u stop

Chris Evans plays Captain America
Chris Evans played The Human Torch
HE IS TRYING TO BE CHRIS EVANS

half of the people on this website won't even notice that this is about Dan and they'll just think that this is a strange teenager on fire and I find that hilarious